Kalton


krazy male red headed teenager who loves a good video game. he is always with the ladies. has girlfriends all the time. some would even call him a player, but he has that inside drive to find the right woman and keep her. he has a good smile. he is also a man that is dedicated to sports and his favorite sport teams. he is one who finds that playing for a team that plays together like a team is all that really matters in life.
person 1″wow did you see kalton score all them points last night?!!”
person 2″yeah i did, like 36 right?!”

person 1 “he is such an amazing person!”

situation 2
friend- “wow kalton way to tear up those zombies”
kalton- “yeah, i know i am a mother f@#$in beast!”

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