kalu
indian language (i forgot which one out of the 50+) word for black guy. used instead of the n word so they won’t get mad after they rob our convienence store and shoot us.
“d-mn this kalu is entering my store. what is this? d-mn kalu, trying to get a free slurpie, i’ll show him.”
“excuse me, u kalu, you didn’t pay your taxi fare.”
kalu says: what did you call me?
“i called you a kalu, you know friend and faithful customer, please don’t hurt me.”
said: (kah-loo)
a sri-lankan word, meaning black
as in the colour black, also a common sri-lankan name for a black cat… as spot is common for a dog (in english)
guy 1: hey whats your cats name
guy 2: kalu
guy 1: huh?
guy 2: it’s sri lankan for black….
a really bad-ss person who will not hesitate to devour your kinfolk and then proceed to make love to 20 virgins.
also can just mean bad-ss.
d-mn, after beating up all those biker gangs i feel like such a kalu.
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