kalulambi


an exclamation used by someone who has a profound hatred against powerpoint and technology as a whole.

meaning: putain! les powerpoint! ugh, ça me fait chier!
me: i can’t get this powerpoint to work! *i fall to my knees and scream to the sky* kalulambi!
term used to describe a really bad technical problem, usually used by a really bad technician.
example 1: this isn’t just a glitch, it’s a whole f-cking kalulambi!

example 2: houston, we have a kalulambi!

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