Kamikaze Texting
while driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to cl-ssmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.
“some punk was kamikaze texting and -ss-packed ted’s 2012 mustang in front of wally world.”
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