kamon

a kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. except for people who hate being made uncomfortable or surprised. clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the kamon carries with him a substantial bubble b-tt that he uses to push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. sneaks up on others flawlessly…may claim they are a ninja. they probaby are. well-versed in rpgs, the marvel universe, and j-panese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. the kamon, when making faces, will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you will want a hug. has a weakness for redheads and is master of “that’s what she said” jokes. totally gross yet unbelievably attractive, the kamon is the life of the party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.
victim – “who is humping my leg slowly and forcefully whilst complimenting my choice of socks in a whisper?”
friend – “oh, it’s just a kamon.”

“it’s hard to get away from a kamon.” (i have actually said this)
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very s-xy and skinny;loves adventure time;likes hardcore bands like the black dahlia murder and has blonde hair;really cool
girl 1:who was that really s-xy guy that just walked by

girl 2: oh, that’s kamon. doesn’t he have such pretty hair?
a kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. except for people who hate being made uncomfortable or surprised. clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the kamon carries with him a substantial bubble b-tt that he uses to push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. sneaks up on others flawlessly…may claim they are a ninja. they probaby are. well-versed in rpgs, the marvel universe, and j-panese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. the kamon, when making faces, will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you will want a hug. has a weakness for redheads and is master of “that’s what she said” jokes. totally gross yet unbelievably attractive, the kamon is the life of the party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.
victim – “who is humping my leg slowly and forcefully whilst complimenting my choice of socks in a whisper?”
friend – “oh, it’s just a kamon.”
an sarcastic interjection used for garnering the attention or a single person or group. verbal emphasis is a must when pr-nouncing the “k” in “kamon”.
billy was getting tired waiting for his ma, so he yelled “kamon!”
a true p-ssy. won’t do sh-t if you step to them. loves -n-l getting -n-l and often gay but hasn’t come outta the closet. one who enjoys baseball and basketball and sometimes football. mostly tall and awkward and insecure about themselves. are often s-xual predators.
1)mom, that the neighbor is a registered kamon and it scares me.

2)that f-gget is such a kamon and every one knows he is.