kan
slang for v-g-n-. also, a name given to men of chinese descent. goes well with the name ‘w-ng’
put your w-ng in my kan.
literally means ok then. popular with fat cornish bus drivers. often comes before m’lover (my lover, meant in a non s-xual way.) often used when thank’u’an seems too complicated.
thank you for driving the bus.
k’an.
female genitalia in a derogatory sense.
that guy’s a f-cking kan!
ancient chinese surname given only to a select few who possessed great wisdom, knowledge, and foresight.
chosen one. one who knows.
mr. kan, ms.kan, mrs. kan, dr. kan
also a term for the dribble of brown juice that you can often see slipping out of a well-sh-gged teenage male’s -rs-.
i got joseph really drunk on friday, and when he p-ssed out, i slipped it to his tea-towel holder. boy did i laugh when i pulled out and saw that he’d kanned his boxers.
an incredibly wet, smelly, black fat sh-t. often produced in a steady stream after consumption of 7 pints of guinness the night before.
good lord, vicar – you’ve got a case of the kan today!
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