kangaroo sex
when a girl sticks her head in another girls v-g-n-
kangaroo s-x turns me on.
when a female carrys every thing around in her p-ssy.
plumber “how did this happen?”
girl “i dunno, i just sat down to take a sh-t and the dam toilet jus diasappered and now i cant find it”
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