kangbang

1. to move both arms in a single and simultaneous thrusting motion accompanied by a repulsive, but unique, facial expression
2. to show symptoms of an abnormally large growth and distorted shape of the head, disproportionate hair growth towards the back of the neck, and obscured pupils as a result of swollen cheeks and eyelids
3. a g-ngb-ng of kangaroos

verb: kangbang; noun: kangbanger
1. dan kangbanged just in front of the entrance to the science facilities.
2a. two-july began to kangbang from nascence to his teenage years.
2b. as a kangbanger, donald was pitied by his peers.
3. holy f-ck! i can’t believe they’re kangbanging, mate!
when you get completely f-cked over by the most unpredictable guy in the world. can be general bad luck in the room, or just getting joked on by someone really really bad.
“why is he crying?
he got kang banged.”

“i still have no girlfriend f-ck being kang banged.”

“d-mn he is on top of tony right now! should we help tony out?
no man i don’t want to end up getting kang banged too!”
to receive an almost heavenly deed/act from the legendary kang who attends cal. receiving such act is proportional to winning the lottery but is way more often as in a daily or even hourly basis. the kangbang can only be performed by one individual who is kang himself. often seen driving a genesis coupe or lost in a horde of estrogen overflowing and wild females with no age requirement. many cultures regard the kangbang as a blessing.
girl 1: oh my god! i got kangbang’d last night and it was sooo good!!! i feel the best!
girl 2: im going to marry him. hes worth 40 billion dollars and has a helicopter pad. and he gives away kangbangs! its better than kiismas cash from seacrest!!!!

…continue to girl ∞ and insert best compliment or feeling statement possible.