Kankri
a troll from the beta homestuck verse. wears a red sweater and constantly goes on rants that have no base or meaning except that you triggering him. triggers are emotional responses that could be anger or s-xual. he types and speaks replacing “b” with 6 and “o” with 9 to represent his astrological sign of cancer. relative to karkat.
“omg! it’s a kankri! run for your eardrums!”
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