Kansas City Cum Swap

the kansas city c-m swap or kccs for short is a high-level, two-part procedure taking approximately seven days and three people (2 male, 1 female) to complete. the first part involves two men having rough -n-l s-x. at the point of climax the pitcher pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s into the mouth of the catcher. the catcher then spits the s-m-n into the mouth of the pitcher who then performs a “reverse felch” in which he blows the s-m-n back into the -n-s of the catcher using a silly straw. this must all be done quickly as the -n-s of the catcher is (as required for the second step) badly bruised and will swell shut. after seven days (and a steady diet of anti-diarrheal medication) the catcher’s -n-s finally relaxes and prolapses at which point he uses it like a d-ld- and sticks it into the v-g-n- of the female. once it is fully inserted the male then farts with enough force to fully expel the s-m-n (and generous amounts of fecal matter) while simultaneously the female performs a “reverse queef” to suck the babybatter into her ovaries with the hopes of producing a healthy dbox offspring.
bob: so last summer martha and i vacationed in truck stop, missouri and did a kansas city c-m swap with a trucker named jim.

dave: no wonder your son is such a f-ckin dbox.