Kansas City Fagots
1. a term that is used when multiple heteros-xual men start behaving in a very h-m-s-xual way with no prior intent or warning of said act. kansas city f-gots usually occur when someone starts singing oklahoma!, de camp town races or cotton eye joe and no member of the opposite s-x is around to dance with. this situation leads to same s-x dancing. kansas city f-gots are famous for occurring among rural caucasians who seem to uncharacteristically lose track of public perception when these songs are played and are usually led by a stated h-m-phobic yet closeted individual.
2. a term used to describe two heteros-xual men acting as h-m-s-xual partners in order to obtain benefits from employer or a discharge from the military.
1.
did you see how those rednecks acted when they played cotton eye joe at the nascar rally?
yeah, they were dancing around like a bunch of kansas city f-gots!
2.
why did the army discharge those guys? we all know they aren’t really gay.
yeah, they are just a bunch of kansas city f-gots.
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