Kansas City Smoked Tuna
after building a fire made from the finest seasoned hickory, make a girl squat over it and p-ss, then make her stand in the resulting smoke for 10 hours. then eat her p-ssy. this results in a nice smoky flavor, if your working with a good piece of meat you shouldn’t need any sauce, but if it’s a dirty rotten b-tch, feel free to mask the stank with a quality bbq sauce.
tom: how was the camping trip with linda
mark: pretty good i had some kansas city smoked tuna
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