Kansas Creamery
when a cow (preferably from kansas) is entered into a judging contest. upon judging the judge inspects deeply into the cows r-ct-m. once feeling thus r-ct-m he begins performing oral s-x (to the sounds of hall and oats). once the cow c-ms the judge spits into the cows now loose r-ct-m only for the judge, thus completing the kansas creamery.
ari: how’d ur cow do in the contest
bean: it won first prize (wink, wink)
ari: so it got the kansas creamery?
phil: yea i was there and daniel was the judge.
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