Kaoss Pad
a piece of electronic musical equipment used by musicians to create a limited variety of bleeps and basic drum patterns.
it’s first entry into popular culture was its appearance on muse singer matt bellamy’s guitar.
however, the kaoss pad has now become a symbol for spoilt rich kids who got a guitar for christmas and “want to sound like muse”. some even spend vast amount of money actually installing the pad into their guitar at a custom guitar shop.
later, they realise that it’s use as a musical instrument is in fact incredibly limited and will discard it after several days of fiddling with “that superm-ssive black hole noise” the pad can make.
spoilt rich kid- hey, i just got a learner guitar for christmas and can only play wonderwall on it. ah well, i’ll just go out and buy a £200 kaoss pad, that’ll make me just sound like matt bellamy from muse!
friend- but surely you want to learn guitar properly first and then build your own original guitar sound and style before spending £200 on a piece of shoddily made metal.
spoilt rich kid- noooooooo! muuuuuuuuuuuuse! -growls- superm-ssive black hoooooooooooooooole!
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