Kappa Slapper
female equivalent of the nike pikey. found all over the british isles usually congregating in large groups at bus stops and parks. dresses in sportswear (not just kappa) drinks cheap cider or supermarket vodka. constantly smoking f-gs. chav sc-m.
“i never bin wiv ‘im. i ain’t no kappa-slapper!”
a female of the chav species. the comman kappa slapper is usually wearing kappa labeled sports attire, hair is usually bleached blonde, donning roots and scr-ped back into a high side ponytail in order to look semi ghetto. usually hangs around bus stops and the local hangouts to look street, dope and down. usually asks p-ssers buy for money, cigarettes, and to borrow your mobile phone (cell phone) only to later steal it to sell off in order to buy crack.
location: town centre.
kappa slapper 1: s’cuse me mate, you got time on ya?
p-sser-by: yes its two o’clock
kapper slapper 1: thanks mate, you got any ciggys on ya?
p-sser-by: no, sorry
kapper slapper 2: your well gay
kapper slapper 1: ‘ere mate lend us your phone i need to call me mam
p-sser-by: er, ok, here… (gives phone)
kapper slapper 1: taxed!
(runs away with phone)
kapper slapper 2 (calls out): see ya later – minge
another name for a townie b-tch who thinks she looks hard by wearing tracksuits, starting fights, and sh-gging anyone with more than 50 pence in their pockets
d-mn, that kappa slapper is ugly!
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