Kappauf


kappauf pr-nounced as (cap off). the rarest but supreme race known to mankind. often times the arian race tries to claim this but they come to a staunch realization that they are completely and utterly wrong. the kappauf race is known for its power, looks, s-xiness, strength, beauty, wisdom, money, business savvy, crazy good skills, and mind boggling humor.

the kappauf status is known as a supreme plastic surgery. such places like orange county, south beach, and other counties only concerned about vanity and looks.
“i have been trying the past seven years to be a kappauf, but i am just to fuggin’ uggly.”

“dude i wish i was a kappauf.”

“that guy is such a wanna be kappauf.”

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