Kar98k


karabiner(german for carbine) (18)98 k

standard issue, bolt action, german rifle in the second world war. holds 5 7.9mm round on a stripper clip. it was known for its excellent accuracy and very long range (800m effective range)it was used as a sniper rifle long after it became obsolete as a main weapon.

in call of duty, medal of honor, and any other wwii game, the kar98k is jesus himself. the sights are just beautiful, it is a joy to wield and an even bigger joy to blow out allied brains with.
i lay down on the roof of pavlov’s house, whipped out my kar98k and proceeded to hand the entire russian team’s collective -ss to them on a silver platter. stupid, ppsh wielding smg n00bs.

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