Karma Police
1. a radiohead song. possibly their most famous song.
2. men who come and arrest you for being a pr-ck.
freeze! this is the karma police! you’re under arrest under the accusation of talking in maths, buzzing like a fridge, and resembling a detuned radio…. you b-st-rd!
top notch bawse individual/s only one phone call away when your relationship partner is p-ssing you off. usually people you crave and your bf/gf wouldn’t be very fond of because of their ability to showcase a “project x” type of night.
the type of people your partner doesn’t want you around due to their high rate of panty dropping, bottle popping, laughing till you got a 12 pack caliber of an event.
the karma police are on patrol to entertain, s-xually heal and make you remember what fun really is when you been locked down in a lame relationship for way to long.
girl 1 “i cant believe the night we had with those guys.. we didnt get home til the next day!”
girl 2 “stfu i have a hangover i got 29 missed calls from my jack-ss bf and i dont even care”
girl 1 “we should call the karma police more often! ;)”
girl 2 “our secret ;)”
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