karma sutra

a corruption of the term ‘kama sutra’, used almost exclusively by morons.
dude: “i’ve read the karma sutra, baby.”

chick: “apparently not.”
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having crazy awesome s-x as repayment for being a generous lover in the past.
“dude my chick threw the craziest s-x at me i have ever had.”

“it’s karma sutra baby. do good things and good things happen.”
improper way of spelling kamasutra.
karma is used for other reasons, it has nothing to do with the actual kamasutra. karmasutra is a common mistake.
1. the idea that hotness has its repercussions, as hot people do not have to be interesting in order to get people to pay attention to them. so once someone becomes 30, no one gives a sh-t about them, and karma is fulfilled, because they will never use their kama sutra again.

2. what b-tthurt ugly people say will happen to hot people.
a: “omg stacy is gorgeous as h-ll”
b: “she’s boring, see? hey, stacy! what are you really good at?”
stacy: “uh….whatever”
b: “in twenty years, she’ll be hopeless. karma sutra.”
a: “you would say that, because you’re ugly.”
(n) – pr-nunciation : (kahr – muh – soo – truh)

1) in lame terms; the ancient indian martial art of s-x. taking karma sutra cl-sses makes you “bad-ss in bed”, and leaves the partner begging for more.

this ancient art teaches one the most effective positions and how to pursue those positions. it allows one to take the most advantage of however much time they have to have s-x.

if you bang someone who is trained in the art of karma sutra, you most likely will black out from such a powerful -rg-sm.
“dude, i railed this chick who knew karma sutra and i came so f-cking hard!”

(pick-up line) “hey baby, i know all 5 disciplines in the art of karma sutra.”
an elaboration on the hindu and buddhist concept of karma (the way we act or perform brings upon us inevitable results in this life and the next) but in reference to the vivacity and health of our s-xual encounters and love life. simply put, we reap what we sow (in bed).
example 1: i accidentally bit fidel’s junk while going down on him last week, and then yesterday he tore up my vag with his braces. karma sutra.

example 2: i spent all week avoiding raul and making excuses as to why i couldn’t hang out. i guess it’s karma sutra that ernesto’s now totally doing the same to me.
in a s-xual encounter, where after one partner performs oral s-x, he/she receives oral s-x in return.
after i went down on bob last night, he gave me oral to repay me for the awesome bj i gave him. it was totally karma sutra.