Karsten
karsten is only the most funny, cool, awesome, s-xyyy, person in the world. he is so cool he makes ice cubes jealious. he is so s-xy he makes jacob black look fugly. he always knows how to make people laugh. in greek, he is the chosen one.
oh my god theres karsten. he’s f-cking amazing i love him!
never one to under-estimate, he’s like a four-leaf clover – hard to find and yet priceless when attained. the ultimate quiet achiever! often -ssociated with fine food, mystical adventures, affection and music.
he’s as enigmatic as a karsten!
pimp yo like sto rap freestyle in da club
yo yo go karsten its ya birt day we gunna paty like its ya birt day
a karsten is a man that girls may call “awkward” at times. very shy. usually is found on by his computer where he lays listening to depressing music. wishing one day heill find true love. may have a hunched back and weird stance, women dont find a karsten atractive at all and sometimes can just be a buzzkill/c-ck blocker.
man- omg its karsten that kids awesome i played wow with him last night
women- ehhh i guess but sometimes i think what an awkward f-ggot sure he hasnt done anything wrong but still the only word that sums him up is awkward
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