Kate Beckinsale
the single most beautiful woman ever to grace the planet earth.
kate beckinsale is hotter than you.
the most beautiful woman one this earth
just look at her or wach one of her movies
cute as a b-tton in skin tight vampire clothes
jim:”who were you thinking about last night at 11:30?”
joe:”kate beckinsale…always”
hot b-tch in van helsing.
also watch underworld or pearl harbor to get a glimpse of this hot b-tch.
see s-x object (media headlines seem to always have her featured with something to do with s-x)
ended her relationship to michael sheen to start a relationship with len wis-m-n. he just so happens to be the director of the underworld where sheen and beckinsale starred as mortal enemies.
has strong stances against plastic surgery and promiscuity but probably very easy to manipulate.
kate beckinsale:
if someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, i could have avoided a lot of s-x!-imdb trivia section
the secret to keeping a marriage alive is lots of s-x.
says that bruce willis is starving her of s-x with wis-m-n being away so much for live free or die hard.
a hot english (i think) actress who for some reason chooses to be in sh-tty movies who married a fine -ss director. all i know is that she was in van helsing , underworld 1 & 2(oddly enough she was not in 3, however). the only so so movie i saw of hers was when she had a supporting role in the aviator and i heard she was in the last days of disco, which i haven’t seen yet. she also got punk’d and seems cool i guess.
kate beckinsale is the the polar opposite of kate winslet, who chooses her roles based on substance, not on $.
theres a reason one has oscars, and the other doesnt… js
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