Kate Bosworth

1. the worst kind of women in modern hollywood:
– zero talent
– zero charisma
– zero self-respect
– homely in the beauty department
– no style
– no brains
– no values
– no education
– not a role model (cocaine, anorexia, casting couch, homewrecker, famewh-r-, back-stabbing, men stealer)
– boring
– deluded ex-starlet or hasbeen
– fake blonde

2. being a failure in everything you try.

3. when your career is based on who is your boyfriend or who are you bearding for.
1. kate bosworth goes by many names: boswh-r-, bosho, beigwh-r-, beigeworth, bosworthless, egghead bosworth, praying mantis, smug face bosho…

kate on great danes: “great danes are just, like, so great, aren’t they? they’re just, like, big dogs! i know! yeah, yeah, great danes are great. oh, my g-d, they just so are!”

kate on tea: “g-d, i’m hot from that tea. woo. all the sudden, i’m like, woo, warm! that actually happens to me if i have a hot drink? yeah, yeah.”

2. jonathan ross (british talk-show host) on kate bosworth: “it was like having a lamp sitting out here”

fashionistas: “kate bosworth’s jewelry line is so tacky, it should be called tackymint”

3. random bimbo: “i’m useless, but i know how to manipulate dumb men, so i’m gonna be a star anyway. i’ll do a kate bosworth”
a blonde, stupid and ugly actress who is constantly seen following famous celebrities in award shows just to get attention. also, dating orlando bloom for blood-sucking intentions. has big ears and a b-tt-shaped chin. hated by worldwide girls and the main subject of voodoo dolls.
shannon: hey, kristy, do you want to go to kate bosworth’s house, lurk in the bushes and throw rocks at her?
kristy: h-ll yeah, girl! lets kill that b-tch!!!!
1. a blue and brown eyed woman, who is only noticed for dating orlando bloom. who is she anyway?

2. a wannabe surfer babe

3. needs matching contacts
kate bosworth has different color eyes.
the new lois lane in ” superman returns ”
look it’s lois lane.
one hot surfin’ b-tch. strutted her stuff in blue crush and made men everywhere go ‘well d-mn!’

on the other hand, name could be used as an insult, seeing as how young girls dislike her because of her relationship with orlando bloom.
1. d-mn, did you see that movie blue crush with kate bosworth? that’s one foxy momma.

2. did you totally see -name-?! she was pulling a kate bosworth, messing around with tom like that when she knows d-mn well i want to tap that.
1.pretty, if emaciated of late, actress, who is remembered mostly for her performance in blue crush.

2.girl who dates a guy who is beneath her in looks, talent, intelligence and who is possibly inbred. refers to the perplexing relationship between kate bosworth and orlando bloom.
1.i just saw kate bosworth at kitson!

2.jesus christ, look at those two. that girl is a total kate bosworth.
1. a beautiful and under appreciated actress, who sadly is known and hated for dating orlando bloom rather than for her sweetness and talent.

2. the new lois lane in the superman returns movie.

3. beautiful actress with 1 blue eye and 1 blue and brown eye.
b-tch: omg that girl is such a b-tch she totally doesn’t deserve that guy.

poor girl is fated to be another kate bosworth.