kate nash

popular music rhyming slang for ‘gash’

“hey dave, did you see that programme last night, it was so kate nash”
“yeh matt you’re not wrong, i feel like a james blunt for watching it”
a woman who has somehow managed to get some songs out, even though she’s clearly trying to emulate lily allen’s accent. this would be ok if she was any good at it, or if her lyrics weren’t so bad. but she obviously doesn’t even speak with that accent really. no one does.
from kate nash’s song ‘birds’:

“so they ran out of the station and jumped on to a bus with two of yesterdays travel cards and two bottles of bud,
and he said ‘you look well nice’
well she wearing a skirt and he thought she looked nice and yeah she didnt really care about anything else, ‘cos she only wanted him to think that she looked nice and he did.”

no, seriously. that’s what it says.
stupid mockney sk-nk with a stupid 50 year old’s face and a ‘quirky’ dress sense which is pretty much the same as lily allen’s. completely overrated and so f-cking annoying as she can’t rhyme words. and she’s ginger.
kate nash rhymes:
‘wasted’ with ‘pasty’
‘bit scared’ with ‘aggressive’
‘night’ with ‘eye’
what a dumb f-ck!
a legitimate, self-made female talent who’s first single “foundations” made it to the top of the download chart despite receiving almost no radio air time.
kate nash may be a chav, but she is highly talented.
possibly one of the greatest current female british singers out there!

she has a lovely voice, and sings with a southern english accent. incredibly talented, she writes very unique lyrics, they are like story telling lyrics. yes, some lyrics are random, but they have a powerful meaning to them, and they are random for a purpose.

she fully deserved her brit award and her nme award, because she is the best female singer out there!

she writes her own lyrics, writes her own music, plays several instruments, at live performances she normally plays the keyboard whilst singing. shes talented all right!

and no she is not a chav! she plays indie, indie-pop, that is not chavy. stop stereotyping her accent.

she rocks our british socks tbh!!
person 1: you heard that kate nash?? she is soooooo amazing!!

person 2: yeh blaaad, shes one of us chavs innit likee, braaap big it up!

person 1: is she b-lls!! shes awesome! get bent you sc-mbag! dont ever insult someone by calling them a chav!

-shoots the chav, everyone cheers-