Kaulitz cough


a head cold named after singer bill kaulitz of tokio hotel. he and his band held a concert in portland, oregon when he had a cold. for two months after, an “unidentified strain” of the common cold spread around the city.
girl 1: “coughcough”

girl 2: what’s wrong with you?

girl 1: bill kaulitz sang to me at the concert and i caught the kaulitz cough.

girl 2: omgomg cough on me!

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