Kayaking

whitewater kayaking- for the man who has nothing left to loose. most great whitewater kayakers have next to nothing and have spent at least a summer living out of their car. white water kayaking is dominated by adhd young adults who want nothing more than to be racing down a mountain through constantly changing rapids while strapped into a plastic tub.

squirt boating- sometimes riding on top of terrifying cl-ss v rapids isn’t enough. squirt boaters sink their kayaks and ride under the water through crazy rapids. they come up every once in a while to catch their breathe but that’s pretty much it. soon squirt boaters will be extinct due to natual selection. -maybe the only group of people in the world that smoke more weed than snowboarders per capita-

playboating- standing waves form in many rivers. playboaters find those waves and surf them all day long. as boats become better and kayakers become better, new tricks are created all the time. playboaters enjoy cartwheels, loops and blunts (the trick and the other one).

sea kayaking- the sport for the man who is content with his life. can be very tame (gulf of mexico) or as tricky as an easy whitewater river (washington). finally, a boat that can carry a full keg (or 5).

recreational kayaking- includes fishing, having fun at the beach, kayaking easy rivers or just having fun at the lake. the gateway drug to the other types of kayaking.
hurricanes mean two things in houston: no school and finally enough water to go kayaking through backyards, golf courses and off that ledge you have always imagined as a waterfall.
similar to the act of motorboating, but with a smaller pair of b–bs. the face and mouth must go a farther distance between br–sts, and therefore the motion becomes slower and more drawn out, like paddling a kayak.
dude 1: i went out with a girl last night who had double ds. i was motorboating those t-tties all night long.

dude 2: well, my girl is an a cup, but i still enjoy kayaking hers.
best effing thing ever. kayaking is intense and the funnest thing you will ever do. white water kayaking is the best.
girl: i love kayaking
boy: i know! its so intense!
slang for the act of a married woman having lesbian s-x with another woman.
kostas didn’t realize that when his wife went “kayaking”, her partner was kayaking her!
the act of paddling or surfing a kayak. in a kayak you sit flat with the legs straight out, and you typically use a kayak paddle with a blade on each end of the paddle, however a canoe paddle or hand fins or hands can be used. in solo kayaks you sit in the center of the kayak, and in tandem kayaks you sit either close together or more towards the end. there are lots of different types of kayaks to go kayaking in. these include but are not limited to white water play boats, river kayaks, sit on top kayaks, sea kayaks, expedition kayaks, and tandem kayaks.
i think some people prefer kayaking alone to canoeing with another person because they don’t have to do all the work, when they are stuck with a jerk who refuses to paddle. in some cases they like the freedom of kayaking alone because it allows them to get very very far away from the person they are paddling with.
the act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society.
dan: hey i think peter went kayaking last night.
fred: yeah, i know. it looks like he has a hangover…
the act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society.
dan: hey i think peter went kayaking last night.
fred: yeah, i know. it looks like he has a hangover…