Kaylabird
the most absolutely perfect girl you’ll ever be lucky enough to meet, a piece of heaven sent down by god to make this world a better place, has amazing brown eyes with long flowing hair, and a beauty on the inside and out that makes everybody stop and stare in awe, the very ground is lucky to feel her touch, the very stars will shine a little less brightly if she is within your vicinity just from her pure beauty, the only word that has even a close definition is perfect, which she is absolute pure perfection in every way shape and form
john ” dude, sara is looking hot”
bailey ” she is not even close to kaylabird!”
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