Kazooie
best. heroine. ever.
she’s a red-crested breegull (not a real type of bird) and hangs out with redneck dx aka banjo the bear.
kazooie can save my -ss anyday.
protagonist and ally to banjo the bear in the nintendo 64 games banjo-kazooie and banjo-tooie. a loud-mouthed, comic relief bird, this red-crested breegull is also a source of beatdown for any hags who dare step in her way.
role: helped to save banjo’s little sister tooty in the original game, and revive bottles the mole and king jingaling the jinjo (as well as save the entire isle o’ hags) in the sequel.
she’s also uber spiffeh.
let’s go kick some witchy b-tt!
really is the best heroine ever.
kazooie is cool.
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