keekee bird
semi-mythical bird often found in the far north of alaska and canada. it is often found when temperatures dip below -20 degrees below 0, and while it is never seen it is easily recognized by its call:
“kee-keee-keee-rist its cold out here!”
it can sometimes be found much further south than its normal range, migrating the during winter months.
overheard in alaska:
“hey, pvt. jones, we need a new box of grid squares; go see the supply sgt.”
“you got it, sarge.” opens door. “keee-keee-keee-rist its cold out here!”
sarge: “looks like you just found the keekee bird!”
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