keep broke


1. (v. phrase) to embarr-ss, usually by denying some expected -ssistance, romance, friendship, or freedom.
the tech at the ski shop totally kept me broke when he suggested i might need calf inserts for my new boots!

rick was going to join our softball team, but his wife is keeping him broke and making him clean the garage instead.

i left work early to get ahead of rush hour traffic, but construction in the left lane kept me broke anyway.

didn’t you hear me ask you to grab me a beer while you were in the kitchen? you’re keeping me broke!

will thinks he’s going to get the longest road in settlers of catan, but danielle will keep broke by building in front of him first.

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