Keep fucking that chicken
keep up the good work.
coined by television anchor ernie anastos during a live broadcast of the fox 5 new york local news. (see videos on youtube.)
news anchor to weatherman: “great forecast. keep f-cking that chicken.”
“keep f-cking that chicken” (kftc) is a phrase coined by television anchor ernie anastos during a live broadcast of the fox 5 new york local news. it is presumably a phrase of encouragement similar to keep on truckin, only with a more pr-nounced and colorful air of defiance.
the chicken being f-cked may be an actual chicken, could be pejorative slang for a woman (i.e. chickenhead), or some other metaphor for an object of desire or enjoyable activity. in any case, kftc seems to be a gesture of support to the recipient to continue doing whatever it is that they’re doing, despite what others may say, so long as it makes them happy.
adam: i could be making more money at another job, but i like the work i’m doing now.
bob: whatever, keep f-cking that chicken.
it’s what you say to a meteorologist after they announce the forecast.
or in any and all situations ever.
“it takes a tough man to make a tender forecast”
“i guess that’s me”
“keep f-cking that chicken”
basically a much funnier synonym for “keep on keepin’ on.” it’s what you say when someone tells you how they’re struggling with something.
ernie: it takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, d-ck.
d-ck: i guess that’s me…
ernie: keep f-cking that chicken.
dari: -googly eyes-
expression, 21th century american english
1) an expression o encourage one to continue with an undesirable or menial task.
steve: i have ton of paperwork to do.
ernie: keep f-cking that chicken.
keep up the good work, especially in context of a difficult or complicated job.
“it takes a tough man to make a tender forcast– keep f-cking that chicken!”
a phrase that can be used as a reply or advice in a variety of conversations, usually as encouragement (keep up the good work, etc.) but also can also be defined as unproductive activity (f-cking the dog, etc.) can be used metaphorically or in the literal sense. considered vulgar. coined by news anchor ernie anastos of new york’s fox 5 network in a segue during a live newscast on september 16th, 2009.
my grandfather always used to say “keep f-cking that chicken, boy!” and i really didn’t know what he meant so i just rolled with it.
or:
ernie: “it takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, nick.”
nick gregory: “well, i guess that’s me!”
ernie: “keep f-cking that chicken.”
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