keep it vegan
keep it natural, healthy, cool, awesome, pure, not superficial.
use in replace of keeping it real
“keep it vegan!”
-“so my boyfriend and i were getting really hot and heavy and then…”
-“woah there…keep it vegan! my little sister is in the room!”
-“oh sorry!”
-“do you like my portfolio?”
-“h-ll yeah! you kept it vegan!”
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