Keep your dradle hand strong
to maximize bargining and cheapness especially when buying second hand merchandise.
guy 1: so i bought this oven last night. he was asking $800 and it was retailing for $1200, but i jewed him down to $300.
guy 2: d-mn! way to keep your dradle hand strong
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