Keeper Of The Awesome
the 2nd in command of the world order. right behind the ‘keeper of the universe…and stuff.’
the current ‘keeper of the awesome’ is a guy from australia commonly known as ‘jason oberbichler’, ‘that totally awesome dude over there’ and simply ‘jay’.
‘oh no– my balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.’
‘i’ll call the ‘keeper of the awesome!’
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