Keeping Inventory
when you’re jealous of someone’s wealth and keep a mental list of all of their expensive belongings.
girl: i can’t believe her. she has an iphone 4, a 70″ plasma tv, a $400 pair of shoes… guy: sounds like you’re keeping inventory.
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