Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
the act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have s-x with actually will.. soon
(the worst p-ssy trap, is when you aren’t getting p-ssy)
keeping my/your b-lls crossed
friend: “so what’s the deal with that girl you’ve been spending all your time on? did you get laid yet or what?”
response: “no not yet, but i’m keeping my b-lls crossed.”
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guy 1: “o man, i can’t wait for miranda kerr to get divorced from orlando bloom so i can finally get a shot at her.”
guy 2: “i wouldn’t keep your b-lls crossed on that one.”
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