Keffis


the name of a person in a more or less constant state of non-balance. often intoxicated with alcohol and/or huge amounts of nicotine. commonly expresses things like “whoaa oaa oo wa wa! knulla alla brudar!”
a keffis is rarely seen clothed during celebratory occasions.
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