Keg on Legs


girl who loves to drink, usually short build, preferably of polish heritage, sometimes likes to rap to eazy-e and falls down alot (due to the beer). good time girls, basically.
it wasn’t fun until that keg on legs showed up!
a woman with a short, round body and small br–sts–usually of a short height with stubby arms and legs. not an attractive body type.
that chick is built like a keg on legs

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