Keg Swammi


the guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. keg swammi’s guess how many beers you drank and make other -ssumptions out loud about people at the party.
i didn’t want to do a keg stand, buy the keg swammi called me out in front of those chicks. yea, that guy was a douche.

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