kegel crusher


a woman with a strong p-ssy. strong enough to crush objects like eggs or human d-ck.
guy 1: did you hear about that new girl jennifer?
guy 2: yeah man, i heard she was a kegel crusher.. nearly broke marks d-ck off!

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