kegstand

a common party activity in which two people hold another person’s feet while the person’s hands hold onto the keg. another person holds the tap in their mouth until they give the signal to stop, and everyone else counts. the object of this activity is to chug beer from the keg upside down for as long as possible.
colin powell: “mr. president, i strongly suggest you look at these files reporting a possible imminent terrorist threat on american soil.”
w: “uh, just a second, i’m in the middle of some important business. all right, d-ck, get my left foot…laura, get my right foot, and jenna, you get the tap. i’m gonna suck this baby dry! woo-wee!”
janet reno (opens the door): (in a low, bellowing voice) “did somebody say ‘kegstands’? let me at it!”
the act of slurping malted alcohol from a “keg” whilst chunding thine nasium.
“i have already enjoyed a ‘keg stand’ this evening, so there is no further need to chund my nasium.”
a handstand on a keg. the act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in m-ssive quant-ties, with onlookers cheering.
that rec-ckulous m-f- just did a cr-ptacular kegstand.
the act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a m-ss amount of said keg’s contents through its hose-like dispenser. there is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). the person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.
i just did a keg stand and now i’m horribly drunk.

i tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but i got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and i very nearly injured myself.
a s-xual position where the man lies flat on his back, and the woman is held up on her hands and sucks his p-n-s. similar to a keg-stand.
she isn’t much of a beer drinker, but she can do a mean keg stand if you know what i mean.
verb.
an action in which a person does a handstand on a keg and drinks until they puke.
this action is done frequently by a leigh
how much did you drink in that last keg stand? leigh was such a champ.
the act in which a standing man simultaneously performs f-ll-t– and supports the legs of a woman doing a handstand over another man’s genitalia. at the same time, the woman performs f-ll-t– on the second man who is typically laying on his back.
see that chick over there? she gives awesome keg stands.