Ke$ha

a drunk b-tch who is a kinda chub verison of taylor swift. her voice is so obviously autotuned it’s ridiculous, and she dresses like the average pop music ho. her lyrics are kinda stupid, but people like her songs anyways.
“ke$ha is a drunk b-tch and is gunna end up in rehab.”

“friend 1: hey guys ima get drunk and write a sh-tty song in all my drunkednness, and then ima dress lyke britnay spearzzz
friend 2: wtf you’re such a ke$ha, f-ck off you drunk b-tch”
a relatively new pop artist who looks like an bad-ss version of taylor swift. that’s not an insult, it’s the truth.
she’s primarily known for her song tik tok and appearing in flo rida’s “right round.” not a particularily good singer or songwriter, ke$ha often writes really cr-ppy lyrics such as “there’s a party at a rich dudes house so if ya wanna go then ya know oh” and “now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger but we kick em to the curb unless they look like mick jagger”, the latter of which doesn’t exactly make sense.

that being said, she does manage to write insanely and annoyingly catchy songs.
anna: omg! tik tok is the kewlest song ever!!!!!
alexa: who wrote it?
anna: you know, the girl who looks like taylor swift dressed up as britney spears.
alexa: oh, you mean ke$ha!
anna: yeah!
alexa (listens for a minute to tik tok): oh, god. i can’t stand another second of this cr-p. at least britney’s lyrics make sense, even if they are sl-tty.
horrible pop artist. it baffles me how people actually buy this cr-p. it sounds just like all the horrible pop music out there today. her lyrics are terrible….seriously. a second grader could write better. now has the most downloaded track ever. i can’t believe people actually buy and listen to this “music”.
ke$ha is just another ripoff of britney spears, lady gaga, hopefully she’ll fade into obscurity pretty soon…
mid-twenties drug addict who sucks at singing. simply unbearable to listen to. sh-tty excuse for pop sensation. ke$ha- almost like a little girl singing in the shower.
she is so ke$ha
pathetic excuse for a musical artist as it has no musical talent whatsoever. her only fans are girls between the ages of 12 and 14 who have been spoilt rotten by mommy and daddy who bought them their iphone and pc and mac makeup, although once their parents’ trust fund runs out of cash, they have a 99% chance of turning to prost-tution and drug/alcohol abuse (mainly due to having listened to ke$ha’s “music”).

her dress sense has been described as “garbage”, and was inspired by cheap prost-tutes. she is an alcoholic, and a future crack addict. it is estimated that this whole ke$ha obsession will phase out by mid 2010, which will lead the “singer” to turn towards prost-tution to fuel her $1,000,000 a day crack habit. her best buddies include amy winehouse and lindsay lohan. is known to give bl-w j-bs to microphones, megaphones, men, women, children, dogs, cats, mick jagger, all animate and inanimate objects, and bottles of jack.
spoilt, dumb-ss 13 year old teeny bopper: “lyk omg hav u herd ke$haz nu song itz kald tik tok zomg itz lyk so gud itz lyk ‘waik up in teh mornin feelin lyk p diddey’ hahahaha omg lulz wat a gwd song shii iz lyk so talented n priity i wizh i waz mre lyk her!!!!!!111!”

me: “go kill yourself.”

13 year old: “omg u r lyk so lame okaiiz! i hav 2 go dwnlode her new albm on miii pc now so i cn put it on mii iphone and maik it mii ringtonez 4 erry1 2 here zomg luvv yaaa mwahz!!!!1111!!1!1!!1!!”
ke$ha wanted in the music industry so bad. as a joke, one of her friends told her “just suck somebody’s d-ck that works there”.

the next thing you know, she has a deal. now she makes cr-p that n-body can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are f-cked up off their -ss.

her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. i think she failed kindergarten at least once. n-body stresses the letter “r” quite like her (what is swaggerrrr and who is mick jagerrrr?).
ketchup, i mean, ke$ha will probably stop being played on the radio by next week, tops.
see: crackwh-r-

sometimes referred to as street trash.
ke$ha is a crackwh-r-

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