Kehndog

the individual single-handedly responsible for making it a bad idea to buy a former rental car.
dude, remember that event out on the delmarva peninsula when kehndog totally took us off-roading in the buick lesabre?
one part sambucca, one part guinness, and one part king cobra neither shaken nor stirred but repeated frequently
delmarva…the state that occurs when your brain is on kehndog.
v. to consume something (or someone) uncontrollably fast (from the noun kehndog – a person who is incapable of sipping or nibbling on anything)
i offered kehndog a pull off my 40, and he kehndogged the whole f–kin thing.
or
the dated briefly after they met at stuckey’s, but then, as always, he kehndogged the sh-t out of her.
-ss-poor driving skillz
be drivin’ like a kehndog, b-tch!
n. keen-dawg – a person known for his/her amazing driving skills

adj. keen-dawg – excellent, fabulous, incredible, amazing
n. “man, went we went offroad, he was a total kehndog behind the wheel.”

adj. “hey … that dude sure is a kehndog driver”
(adj.) relating to or describing very cryptic pr-nounciations over the telephone.
“yes, that’s right. the h is silent, as in kehndog.”
a person that thinks is a good idea to toilet paper every thing at a hotel where we are the only guests at
maryland? delmarva? aspen wye inn?