Keileigh
the most beautiful,funny, and incredible girl. she has the most beautiful tan skin and gorgeous legs. known to fall for redheads. she is also known to forget to delete important text that her brother shouldn’t read.
maybe if i post keileigh’s name on urban dictionary and hint for her to check it, it’ll help me get the kiss tonight 🙂
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- the catfish
squirting s-m-n onto ones upper lip and cheecks, then tearing out their pubic hair and applying it to their face. leaving them looking somewhat like a catfish. ted: i told your mom to shave it up last week and she totally didn’t. i had to give that b-tch the catfish to teach her a lesson. […]
- The Cauldron
one of the craziest s-x acts (if you can call it that!) known to man. what you need is a taker (cauldron) and a giver (male). once your taker is kneeled comfortably, mouth agape, the giver commences to p-ss, sh-t, and c-m (in no particular order, mind you) into the cauldron, after which the conc-cktion […]
- chugging down
sucking on a p-n-s, giving a bl-w j-b chug down on my chunky man meat b–tch
- The Chocolate Covered Banana
when you sh-t on your own p-n-s and proceed to oral s-x with ya lady!!!!!!!!!!! hey hey, how’s about a chocolate covered banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Bollella
a typical meathead that usually sputters out random comments meaning to demoralize others but winds up doing nothing at all. dude that kid is being such a bollella, does he realize no one cares?