keister easter
the day that all -ssholes fear. watch out and make sure your r-ct-m doesn’t feel the wrath of a remote.
ruben: hey tim, you know what day it is?
tim: no what day is it.
ruben: keister easter. (ruben shoves object up tim’s b-tt.
tim: ahhhhhhh
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