Keith Behrend


another word for a f-ggot (or s-x offender) who lures little boys into his apartment using his oddly small chode and then proceeds to hypnotize them. keith behrend’s are awful people with 3 inch d-cks and asian boy fever.
lucy: i was at the park with little tommy the other day and a keith behrend abducted him using his wierd genitalia!

todd: ah lucy don’t worry he’s just a f-ggot!

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