Keith Buckley


keith buckley is the vocalist and lyricist of the band every time i die. basically, he’s a singer, screamer, lyricist, writer, social commentator, english teacher, miscreant, karaoke enthusiast, maury disciple, s-x symbol, and m-s-ch-st.
if you aren’t keith buckley, don’t bother talking to me.
a swell gent who attended cardinal newman school for gays. currently enjoys jerking off to dudes in soap operas, reading the wall street journal, and licking -n-s. his sister is hot. he is not. spends most of his free time seducing vulnerable chaps such as rolandpitcairn and kurtpappy. can usually be found f-lch-ng, munting, or giving an occasional gl-ss-bottom boat.
“have you heard about john and how he took it up the -ss by that huge black dude?”
“oh yeah man, he pulled a total keithbuckley

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