Keith Floyd
contravertial alcoholic, d-ckie-bow wearing, tv chef/funnyman who used his outdoor cookery programme as a weak pretext to travel the world, patronise and insult the local tribesmen, take advantage of local hospitality and get totally sh-tted on the local ‘tipple’ whilst simultaneously attempting to cook (and often fail spectacularly) their regional speciality dish. sadly now deceased after years of alcohol abuse ravaged his slowly pickled body into submission.
can we watch ‘keith floyd around the med’ at 9pm tonight, apparently he’s in tunisia this time and apart from cooking lamb tagine with apricots he’s going to be getting ripped to the t-ts on their local brew and taking the p-ss out of some local goatherders?
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