Keith Hernadez
1). possibly the worst commentator in the history of televison. he makes john madden look like william shakespeare and the border patrol look competent. he is a s-xist, and did a h-ll of a lot of cocaine back during his ball playing days.
2). the inventor of the mustache ride.
3). the biggest -ss bandit, c-ck bag, douchebag, o’fey the world has to offer
1). guy: who did they get to announce the world series of baseball this year?
girl: john madden and keith hernadez
guy: well, i’m going to jam a pencil in my ear then. see you later.
2). keith hernadez loves giving mustache rides to ron jeremy.
3). “keith hernadez, you are the biggest -ss bandit, c-ck bag, douchebag, o’fey the world has to offer” -the parents of keith hernadez.
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