keith richards diet plan
when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you
dude 1: the drummer is teh awesome!
dude 2: doesn’t he date back to the 70’s, how old is he now?
dude 1: he’s on the keith richards diet plan. he does so much c-ke he’s actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
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