Keith Stone
one of the many b-st-rd children of the most interesting man in the world. often spotted with a case of keystone light tucked under his arm. always smooth.
keith: my name? is keith stone.
totally hot chick: keith stone? you’re so smooth…
keith: always.
the human embodiment of smoothness. never without his case of stones, mega long beef stick, and smooth pick up lines.
abjective: to be completely irresistible to the female s-x.
that guy just got a date with miss usa by just blinkling.
he must be a keith stone.
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